I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
(via raspberri)
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
(Source: prince-warp, via zombie-behavior)
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
(Source: spicesandvirtues, via oddteens)
i feel like i lose all my friends slowly like yeah were still friends but each day we talk less until we become strangers again
(Source: sexponents, via nutellaprince)
